Hey guys, welcome to The Stable. Or THE STABLE. Or THE MOTHERFUCKING STABLE WITH BUSINESS HORSE WHERE HE LAYS DOWN MAD HARD TAKES ON CONTROVERSIAL SHIT AND EATS OATS LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. I prefer the latter.
Oh yeah, watch me break shit down on a business trip
It's Christmas season, so I will be sparse for a bit as I mix the legal-minimum family time with my required like-a-boss business and oats time. Or holiday season if you want to fire the first shot in this year's war on Christmas. That's a good way to catch a business hoof the the dick, heathens. Hoes don't step to the Horse like that. You know what happens when you add a ho to Christmas? You get Chris Thomas, and I don't know who the fuck that is but he probably bathes with pumice and cum.
So I'm gonna get back to business so I can go out tonight and pound some oats with fillies. If you want to talk business or oats, hit up the Horse at firstname.lastname@example.org.